Archive for the ‘Daily Comic Strip’ Category

Where Is the Border?

May 10, 2012

Carrying drift wood, the empty souls drew a line. Twice hither, neither thither. The mice followed suit, unbuttoning layers of abstractions until the bright bone shone through and lit the souls alive. They danced in a field of black, waves penetrating the senses becoming the senses, being. A metal door unhinged itself. The border unveiled its true colours, fixating the cosmos, driving the parrots mad as bats in a lamborghini. The field weakened at the thought of capitalism. True colours lay down as eggs, smooth waves yawned and shot tentacles with ruby eyes into the lightning storm and caressed the car with infinite solitude. Germany sprung from the phoenix’ soul dust. Reloading, it said: “Nick ta mere”, which means “F yo mama”. The mice erected a statue of Napoleon in response and held hands. They shouted in barbarian and looked hither. This is where the border is! By this time, the empty souls, that were now filled, because of the mice unbuttoning their suits, had ironically finished building the boats and decided to kill their new-found Gods. Germany was in uproar, the parrots had gone back to sleep. Only the cosmos could save them now. But he was busy.

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Are you White, Red, Yellow or Black?

January 29, 2012

1. is 40% saturated, 50% red, 29% green and 20% blue.

2. is 47% saturated, 92% red, 82% green, 75% blue.

1. and 2. are both shades of brown.

“Brown colors are dark or muted shades of reds, oranges, and yellows on the RGB and CMYK color schemes. In practice, browns are created by mixing two complementary colors from the RYB color scheme (combining all three primary colors). In theory, such combinations should produce black, but produce brown because most commercially-available blue pigments tend to be comparatively weaker; the stronger red and yellow colors prevail”

Now… I know that if you walk into a completely dark room after having been in bright sunshine a while, the blackness is a bit blue, presumably because the sun is a bit red/yellow. Though, the sun it is pretty close to pure white, much closer to white than any human’s skin at least.  This means we’re all the same colour as the sun, only different shades.

“The School Should be Used for Indoctrination”

May 6, 2011

According to the Swedish Minister of Integration.

1500 begår självmord varje år, men prata inte om det!

March 1, 2011

Fitta!

July 14, 2010
Jag stör mig på termen self-conscious. Tänk på alla tankar du tänker och tänk på varje tanke du tänker när du tänker på varje tanke du tänker och sen på varje tanke du tänker när du tänker varje tanke du tänker på att du tänker på varje tanke du tänker osv. Det krävs ett högre plan, en yttre substans, en immaterial själ för att uppfylla den nödkonstruerade definition för självmedvetande; att ‘jaget’ är medveten om sin materiella kropp. När du tittar in i någons ögon så ser du en metafysisk person, men det är en illusion, det är bara en maskin. Ögonen är inga hål, dom är bara genomskinlig materia, del av en klump materia som inte kan uppleva sin helhet. Vi är knappt medvetna om våra händer ens när vi skriver på tangentbordet, än mindre om vårt förflutna. Vi är tomma maskiner, men räcker inte det, är inte vår komplexa konstruktion tillräckligt cool, måste vi vara magiska också, bara för att vi inte kan förstå varför vi finns? We’re all soulless robots and therefore not self-aware enough to realize it.